Do you find yourself hating on your baby after the initial magical baby-scent phase ended and your baby’s natural stench crept in?
Do you resent your baby for doing all the things he or she does? Like pooping and farting and barfing and in general stinking up your home with pure, grotesque aromas?
Then you’re in luck because Dolce & Gabanna has released a new perfume that is just for babies!
Spray it on your baby and you’ll barely even have to change that dirty diaper. You’ll be able to go hours without taking care of your baby, even
Just put it in the corner, spray some eau de Bebe and you’re set for afternoon cocktails.
PU baby, you stink!