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19 August 2010 6:47pm By: Rex

If you have been reading my blog for any amount of time, you are no doubt aware that I love Las Vegas.

For me, Las Vegas is not just a great place to visit, it's also a first-rate place to live and raise a family. Jobs are plentiful, the air quality is impeccable, the ever-shining sun eradicates depression, we have a first-rate police department, and the people are the most friendly, articulate folks you will ever meet. 

Our schools consistently rank first worldwide, our home prices double every three weeks (fortunately our salaries triple in the same amount of time), our transit system runs on time, and our doctors consistently put patients before profits.  Crime is virtually non-existent, we are all fluently quad-lingual, and our local newspaper makes money by selling advertising space instead of suing its readers.

As a devout Christian, I almost hate to say this ... but the main reason that I dread dying is because I know that heaven will not live up to the expectations set by my 5 years of Vegas residency.  Simply put, this is as good as it gets.  Not even the Lord Jesus Christ, my personal savior, could create a more utopian society.

All of this being the case, imagine my shock, nay HORROR, when I awoke to find that the following article had been downloaded over via my fairly-priced, ultra-reliable, super-fast Embarq DSL connection:

Allow me to excerpt some of the bashing article:

Many valley residents are not surprised to learn Forbes Magazine this week named Las Vegas the most stressed-out city in the country.

"I'm not surprised at all, because the economy is really bad," said Las Vegas resident Pamela Lyons. "I know of people who are out of work. We all do, but it's just one those things you just hope it turns around," added Las Vegas resident Troy Smith.

Local counselors say an increase in their business supports the idea that Las Vegas is a stressed city. "We hear about it every day," said Community Counseling Center of Southern 

Nevada Executive Director Ronald Lawrence. "Our patient population is just about one and a half times what it was two years ago."

What?

WHAT?

I don't know where this smear compaign came from, but wait, there's more.  The conspiracy continues:

Frayed nerves in Sin City

To 36 million tourists per year, Las Vegas is a place to blow off steam and get away from the pressures of daily life. But residents of the city are far from carefree. The housing crisis and recession hit the city hard, and it currently has a 14.5% unemployment rate, the highest of all the cities we studied.

Making matters worse is how few people are taking steps to relieve the pressure. Physical exercise is known to reduce stress, but Las Vegans exercise less than residents of any other big city--a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention survey showed that nearly 30% of all residents hadn't exercised in the past month.

"Someone who exercises for 30 minutes a day is going to have a lower level of stress hormones in their bloodstream than someone who never does," says Santos, who adds that the searing Las Vegas sun and biting desert winds inhibit outdoor exercise. "Right now nobody is going to go out walking. It's not one of those nice places where it's conducive to go for a walk and then come back and cook dinner."

Now, before I go any further, I want to be the first person to call Pamela Lyons, Troy Smith, Ronald Lawrence, and the Center for Disease Control... liars.  They're all a bunch of boring, rat bastard dicksniffs.

I don't know about you, but if any of the people mentioned in the above article had a blog, there is no goddamn way I would read it.  Personally, I hope all of these people move to the northwest, get rained upon, and choke on one of Courtney Love's fermented tampons fished out of an Olympia dumpster.

The people mentioned in the article are just a bunch of goddamn hateful, negative, jealous assholes.  I'll bet you anything that they're a bunch of Washington State, tree-hugging, commie fuckbags who just don't know how to make it in Las Vegas.  They probably sit around and jerk off to pictures of the Space Needle while shitting all over the highly-talented bands that make our city the greatest in the universe.

I don't know about you, but I personally see nothing but brilliance in the lyrics of a song like "Shots".

For example:

"If you're not drunk ladies and gentleman

Get ready to get fucked up

Lets do it

Haha

LMFAO

You know it

Yeaah

All of the alcoholics

Where you at

Lets go

Hey hey hey hey uh huh hey hey hey hey

Lets go yeah!

When i walk in the club

All eyes on me

I'm with the party rock crew

All drinks are free (all drinks are free)

We like Ciroc

We love Patron

We came to party rock

Everybody its on!

Shots shots shots shots shots

Shots shots shots shots shots

Shots shots shots shots shots shots

Everybody

Shots shots shots shots shots

Shots shots shots shots shots

Shots shots shots shots shots shots"

Hey, you old sons of bitches out there reading this that don't love Las Vegas and Jesus, I dare you to find a single song in the entire Beatles catalog that even comes close to the abject genius of the above lyrics. 

If you don't like the music of Vegas, perhaps you should all just OD in front of your TV like Layne Staley, or better yet ... blow your heads off like your hero Kurt Cobain.  Hey, grunge lovers, I've got something for you to smell and it ain't teen spirit.  It's the crack of my ass.  

I can't wait until the overcast skies of your plaid-draped socialist shithole drive you all to mass suicide.  It will leave more Vegasy goodness for the rest of us.

Now if you will excuse me, I am off to enjoy MY city.  I know how to make it here.  Las Vegas didn't kick my ass.

I've got three Lamborghinis, a McMansion in Henderson, a condo on the West Sigh-Yeeed, 8,095 close friends, and five personal secretaries who wipe my ass on command.  I know how to turn $1 into $1 Million at 6:5 Blackjack because I got a quality Las Vegas education unlike the losers at Forbes.

I'm a smooth pimp who gets all the fly pussy.  As a matter of fact, enjoy the bus you lame Vegas-haters cause I'm gonna drop my top and go cruising around in the sun right now because I'm a stone-cold playa.  That's how I roll.

If you see me passing by, HOLLA! 

That's not stress Forbes is seeing.  That's cool oozing out of my pores.

Vegas Baby!

Comments What, Me Worry?

  • 23/08/2010 11:00pm by The Fonz

    quoting West LV: "This is not a place any responsible parent would want to raise their children, regardless of what part of town you're in."

    The fatal flaw in your argument is that we have an epidemic when it comes to responsibility and parenting. Responsibility is something far too many parents know little about in the 21st century.

  • 22/08/2010 6:36pm by keith

    and apparently Gary doesn't understand sarcasm.

  • 21/08/2010 5:12pm by LiveHere

    In regards to this towns housing market, California investors have a lot to answer for. They artificially inflated the prices, and those that are stuck with their houses are now renting to section 8 tenants. This is causing many problems in middle class neighborhoods and ruining the quality of life for many.

  • 21/08/2010 3:45pm by No Honky Tonk Man



    Ted Newkirk is a moron who tries to rationize the severe downfall of Vegas's real estate and gaming market.

    Blaming the hefty Vegas unemployment and significantly lower gaming revenues on opportunists jumping on bandwagons is plain phony and simplifying the REAL PROBLEMS that are haunting Vegas for many years to come.

    Just a few hints to educate this Nevada homeboy :--

    a) serious competition from overseas, including countries that never had casino resorts in the 90's are eating into our database of Asian highrollers, keeping a lot of them home in the fast-growing Asian economy.
    Not all booms have to come to a bust. International investors have been talking about the China awakening and the Shanghai real estate has still sustained a 10%+ increment for the past 15 years.

    b)the proliferation of tribal/local casinos all over the country resulted in more retirees and grannies opting to play slots in their hometown. It's doesn't matter how much cheaper the airfares go, it doesn't matter because nothing beats driving a short half-hour and you can start the action along with drink services. Beach clubs are irrelevant among sober retirees with disposable incomes.

    c)The bottom service at nightclubs for which Vegas is famous for, has become a major rip-off.
    Unless you are a drug-dealer, why would you spend your hard-earned wage on a $500. liquor in Surrender when you can get the exact same bottle for $20. in the supermarket ?

    d) We have wrongly focus on dochebags shacking up 7 or 8 at a time in 1 room in Rio, Hard Rock, Palms instead of the middle-class Americans that enjoy gambling for a prolong period of time.

    I could go on and on and on for another hour.

    But the demise of Vegas has nothing to do with out-of-town job seekers trying to make a better life for their families. Most ended up with long-hours, low-paying hotel service work based heavily on tipping.

    Can't blame Ted for being so defensive and unworldly; been with his insurance guy, same barber,same maid service whatever for 18 years. LOL

    I have worked and lived in NYC, Virginia, Summerlin, Macau, Busan-Korea, Guam, Luguna Beach for the last 20 years.
    What a wonderful world.

    There you have it homeboy..

  • 21/08/2010 9:50am by High Roller

    With the current large outflow of locals, there will be no demand for addition new homes and products.

    This massive outflux of population could return Vegas back to normal. Normal being that of the pre-Wynn-Mirage era where there was no resort construction for 20 some years.

    I am usually in town for places like Encore, Aria, Mandarin Oriental.
    No interest whatsoever to hang around with locals at the Sahara, Circus Circus, Fremont, Boulder Station.

    All this nonsense doesn't make logical sense. It just doesn't add up.

    Vegas is done if it returns back to it's 80's Jubilee, Liberace dates.

    I get more from my local tribal casinos.

    No mega-resort breaking ground - no Vegas recovery.

  • 21/08/2010 9:37am by Lester

    Brilliant. So Seattle has 6 million people? and Vancouver has only one? If you people are indicative of Rex's supporters, no wonder he's depressed.

  • 21/08/2010 9:23am by MaureenC

    TRENT
    2010-08-21

    "Lester needs to get his facts straight."

    He also doesn't live in Vancouver.

    I actually do.

    After laughing at his ridiculous posts, it's clear that "Lester" is a fake.

    Seriously dude, did you really think no one would know you were bullshitting? I'll give you a hint...pick a city whose residents would actually buy a second home in Vegas...regardless of economics. LOL



  • 21/08/2010 8:30am by Davenport

    All these stupid jerks defending Vegas just reassures the rest of us how bad of a situation Vegas is in right now.

    It is in the toilet, plain and simple.

    I live in New York City, cleverly purchased vacation homes in Hawaii, San Francisco. Never once do I need to hope and wish the homes there will SOON get back to the 90's level.
    HA HA HA HA what a joke!!! How about all the time wasted ? the time-value of money, cutting losts and scarce financial resources spent on better options.

    Good luck with any home shopping and tracking in the Vegas market. I can tell you straight you are wasting your time because Vegas houses will be much cheaper in 2012.

    You Vegas losers are happy with a crime-free, QUIET neighborhood.
    I want more.
    Quiet neighborhoods are to be found everywhere from New Jersey to Montana. No big deal. A good planner needs appreciation.

    Appreciation in value is what's missing in Vegas home market.

    I just wish there are more idiots like Newkirk out there, content with a town in a downward spiral, waiting for recovery, I would have much, much less competition on Wall Street.

    Time is money and timing more precious than money.

  • 21/08/2010 6:50am by TRENT

    Lester needs to get his facts straight. Nevada has a much higher suicide rate than Washington State. Seattle also has 4 million more people than Vegas. Here's a link... http://www.afsp.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.viewpage&page_id=05114FBE-E445-7831-F0C1494E2FADB8EA

  • 21/08/2010 6:48am by Jim

    "However, last I checked this blog is titled Vegas Rex" <--- HUH?? Last I checked this blog is titled All On Red. Which blog are you reading exactly? I think you're commenting on the wrong blog Lester. For someone who claims to dislike Rex you sure hang out here a lot. Why do you care so much what he writes about and where he lives anyway?

  • 21/08/2010 5:57am by Lester

    Its odd how many people seem to think that anyone who finds Rex's constant Vegas bashing distasteful must live there, be upside down in their mortgage, generally stuck and crying in their soup. Like Rex is such a hero because he escaped this shithole.

    Last I checked there are still a few people that fly or drive INTO Vegas on a daily basis. Some people even like it.

    I don't live there, but I own a condo there. Its in the area close to where Rex lived and its far safer than my own home in suburban Vancouver, because its guard gated. I have not lost money since I bought it fairly recently, so I am neither stuck, unemployed or miserable.

    And thats my point. I think Rex is miserable, and he's blaming it on Las Vegas. From what I read he moves around fairly regularly, and I'm guessing its because new places are exciting and the novelty relieves the pressure on an unhappy mind. The novelty wears off and the unhappiness comes back, so its time to change hometowns again.

    Seattle is a nice city. However, last I checked this blog is titled Vegas Rex, and him dropping into town from time to time will not enable him to provide the same insights into the city that he is well known for. And providing insights into Seattle will likely shrink his audience in the long run.

    And it will cure what ails him. I would have thought a self-described genius would know that.


  • 21/08/2010 3:31am by lavi d

    Why does the comment form ask for your webpage, but then not post a link?

    Frontin'

    lavidavegas.com

    simile-face

  • 21/08/2010 3:10am by Ted Newkirk

    @James Goldman - I'd get your glasses checked. I've specifically noted that I sold at the height of the boom (5 years ago) and an now just dipping my toes into looking at homes and tracking the market.

    Per nothing new being built... so what (and BTW, we'll see new construction and/or half-finished projects being completed within 5 years). I'll repeat myself:

    You guys are comparing the boom times to the present. A boom is an abnormal period of time. Not the norm.

    Best I can tell from his photos, Rex lives (lived) 2-3 blocks off The Strip and 4-5 blocks from Naked City. You get even 1/2 mile northeast of his place, and you have some older but nice, reasonably peaceful neighborhoods. I myself am renting (test driving) in an area 1 mile from The Strip (as the crow flies) and the crime/gang/nine-people to a house issue is non-existent in a very middle class neighborhood.

    Best I can tell, the majority of the people upside down and going through all the stress are the ones who moved here post 2002. When a bunch of people all decide to jump on a bandwagon, they are the first people to fall out when the wagon hits a bump. Especially a big bump. Those of us who got on much earlier have (and continue to have) very comfortable seats. People who bought homes in the 90's here are not upside down. They have been at their jobs long enough to have seniority which means their jobs were never threatened. Have friends and business contacts they trust.

    I've been here (going on) 18 years and my medical doctor, insurance agent, barber, and chiropractor have been here longer than me. My accountant and maid service owner both have 10+ years here. We all do business (when possible) with other long-time residents. The scammers and dreamers don't last that long here.

    What all you guys are pissed off about is that the pot of gold you thought you saw at the end of the rainbow never existed. It was a boom-time mirage. Now you are smarting over the move here (just like hundreds of thousands of other "stressed" residents who moved here the past decade).

    The rest of us are thrilled Las Vegas is getting back to normal. If we can get a couple hundred thousand more of you to get the hell out of town, this will really return to being a fantastic place to live. The unemployment level will plunge when the unemployed leave town. We're already seeing the return of 90's home prices. Visitation is ticking up.

    I'm happy as a clam!

  • 21/08/2010 3:09am by James

    Odd, it's usually a city in the PNW that tops the stress survey.

  • 21/08/2010 1:12am by Crunchead

    Rex,
    I only found you a couple of years ago but I have read much of the backstory blogs. I think I know what happened between you and your girl Vegas.

    You are a big city guy. You moved to a large city. You thought the homely city with the hot clothes and great personality made her better looking than she ever was. Once she began to act like douche city east, you began to see more of her flaws and they really started to bug you. Finally, you got to where you couldn't figure out why you ever thought she was hot in the first place.

    I hope you now used a sharper eye when you picked your new girl.

  • 21/08/2010 12:55am by Bill

    I like living in Las Vegas. The economy is definitely in the toilet here, but the town won't disappear, it'll pick up at some point. Recessions always end. This is a bad one, but it won't last forever. They never do.

    I enjoy life in the desert, and find the heat uncomfortable for maybe 2-3 weeks a year. The rest of the time, the weather is great.

  • 20/08/2010 11:58pm by Robert

    Counting down the days to Vegas in November. Can't ruin my party.

  • 20/08/2010 8:05pm by Zimmermen

    RIGHT ON. BOB

    BEST, ACCURATE COMMENT SUMMARIZING ALL.

  • 20/08/2010 8:01pm by Bob

    They're upset b/c Rex was smart enough and had the option to get out of there whereas they are stuck and don't have the option to get out even if they wanted to. So they are here whining and getting pissy every time they are reminded of this fact.

  • 20/08/2010 7:52pm by Mr. Positive

    What are you guys complaining about now? Rex said only good things about Las Vegas.

  • 20/08/2010 7:48pm by Phil G. Richardson

    There are ghettos all over the country.

    But,just like booze,ghettos are much more readily available in Vegas than any other working neighborhoods in California or Oregon.


    This is from today's news.

    [ Las Vegas area had the highest unemployment rate among all metropolitan areas in the nation in June. Las Vegas will likely maintain the highest rate in July, "although we won’t know for sure until the Bureau of Labor Statistics releases the full report," it said in a report.

    And the picture is worse than the latest figures show, the state said.

    The rate doesn't include workers who are too discouraged to seek employment. Nevada’s actual rate for the second quarter of this year was 21.5 percent, or 8.4 percent higher than the announced figures, the department said.]

    There you have it,an apple to apple.
    VEGAS is going down the tubes.

    Rex, as a true friend, is trying to give us an advance warning way before the titantic hits the iceberg.

    Yet, all you motherfxxxers crap on him in return for his honesty and sincerity.

    What's wrong with all you Vegans.

    Wake up !!!

    THE GLORY DAYS ARE OVER.
    NO ONE IS BUILDING IN VEGAS.

  • 20/08/2010 7:47pm by West LV

    I moved to Las Vegas a couple years ago and bought into a gated community on the westside. I am now full of regrets. Yes this is considered a nicer area than where Rex is but honestly I'm not so sure anymore. I see police cars driving through in the middle of the night to stop house parties and there are "gangs" in these parts as well. I see foreclosure signs and for rent signs increasing and these larger homes are being occupied by multiple families, some 7+ adults per house. It's definitely not what I had imagined for my family. I have 2 young boys myself and I am planning to get out of here for their sake before they enter school. We'll cut our losses and it will be better for us in the long run.

    I think those that like it here are most likely single or older/retired folks and with no kids. If this isn't the case, then you are selfish. This is not a place any responsible parent would want to raise their children, regardless of what part of town you're in.

  • 20/08/2010 7:10pm by Harry Balzac

    I've noticed Rex has been mentioning how shitting it is to raise a family in Vegas lately. However, I should note that he chose the GHETTO as his area to raise his family. I would kindly ask that he find a comparable drug and crime infested area in Portland to raise his family for an apples to apples comparison.

    "Vegas is full of crackheads and hookers!" -Rex, staring out his front window, shocked that there's crime in the ghetto.

  • 20/08/2010 6:44pm by wiese ass

    LOL! Great entertaining read Rex! I felt like I was reading a SNL script, back when SNL was actually funny. Those that didn't get it, you need to get out more and get yourself a sense of humour.

  • 20/08/2010 6:28pm by James Goldman


    Rex is not only a good writer, an excellent photographer but most importantly, a savvy investor.

    It has to be one of his best financial decision, by never buying up any Vegas real estate in the last 5 years.

    posted before on 2010-08-19 : - I still haven't heard any feedback from all these wiseguys.


    In the land of beautiful resorts, no start-up dates nor major casinos will be developed in the next decade.

    What more proof do you need.

    Mr. Las Vegans:- Sheldon Adelson, Steve Wynn, Jim Murren all of whom are 100 times smarter and shrewd than readers Lester, Ted Newkirk, decide to focus and invest elsewhere such as Philly, Boston, Macau, Singapore.

    The plans for Macau in particular are really monstrous.

    Las Vegas Sands USD $5.5 billion investment in Marina Bay Singapore has a 25%+ ROI and the cost can be fully recovered in 4 years.

    Look at City Center, maybe and just maybe Dubai World can get their investments back in 20 years.

    Why should I invest in Vegas both time and money, if genius like Adelson has stopped.

    Yo ! Vegas Baby, unless you put your money where your mouth is , you can go kiss my ass.

    OK. Seattle is not quite the heaven on earth, but I can easily find 2 dozen cities in the states that are way better than the tanking job market in Vegas.

    Vegas is going through hell now and that's a fact.

  • 20/08/2010 5:00pm by Mike

    I live in Mt. Charleston away from the insanity but close enough to enjoy it when I want...but I'm lucky!

  • 20/08/2010 4:07pm by wbeem

    This is what happens when you abandon your dog for a month and don't realize she has the password to your blog.

  • 20/08/2010 9:59am by Paul Shanahan

    Vegas Rex forgot to mention the tremendous success of "The Manhattanization of Las Vegas" with dozens and dozens of beautiful condominiums on the Strip or just off the Strip. Many condominiums were proposed by a bunch of carnival barkers and hardly any were ever built.

  • 20/08/2010 9:05am by Lester

    Perhaps if the stresses continue to increase, Vegas may catch up to Seattle's suicide rate.

    There was nothing informative in this piece, but I suppose since you don't have your own experiences to write about anymore, this more quote than content fluff is the direction your blog is headed. Whatever, its free.

    You're a good writer Rex. Hopefully you'll actually write something soon. I'm still waiting on that Seattle monorail review. Should be gripping.

  • 20/08/2010 8:03am by MaureenC


    LMFAO Rex

    Classic!

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