“I’m hot! I’m big! No. No! My name is Daniel Lugo and I believe in fitness.”
Don’t let this somewhat sexual dialogue in the opening seconds of the Pain and Grain trailer mislead you. They’re accompanied by some hardcore upside-down crunches.
Michael Bay presents another Michael Bay joint, this time starring Dwayne ”The Rock” Johnson and Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg and a bunch of other famous people.
Also, muscle cars and tank tops. I think tank tops will win Best Supporting Actor statues. Their work in this trailer is inspiring.
So, this movie seems to have this message: working out is going to help you commit crimes that might become violent even though you don’t want them to.
Also sometimes it’s ok to include some light-hearted banter during these dark times, but more importantly you should do some bicep curls.